Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Dull & ticked

Not much going on I'm just so darn ticked that I have my computer stand sitting in the garage since Friday & can't get my son to bring it upstairs so I can get it put together & get everything set up with my computer , new DSL monitor & external hard drive!!!
Sure the boxes are very heavy I managed to get them to the doorway but I want to get this all straightened out in here!!!! It sure sucks when you've got a bad back & knee's! LOL

Oh well on a better note my niece's girlfriend emailed me this and I thought I'd share it since it made me laugh!

ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE
It has long been contended that there are male jokes and thereAre female jokes.
And there are unisex jokes.
Here is one I Consider a true female joke.
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered.

He was so striking that the woman couldnot take her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overlyattentive stare and walked directly toward her.
(As all men will)
Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, heleaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00 only on one condition.

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.
The man replied, you have to tell me what you want me to do in just“three words.”
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20.00 bill from her purse, which she pressed into theman's hand along with her address.

She looked deeply into his eyes,and slowly and meaningfully said....“Clean my house."

8 comments:

Mrs. Miles said...

Oh Sharon - that is TOO funny! Well, funny & sad because (and don't hate me) - my Miles would and does 'clean my house' He's better and more efficient at it. He's a whiz at organization too. However, saying that, I do most of it now while he's working as we chose for me to be 'stay at home' so it's my contribution. Somehow, doing it because I choose to, rather than because one HAS to, makes all the difference I think. I love to do it now. I too, have knees which are slowly 'grinding to a halt' - in fact I just heard an article on NPR radio about that very thing. Will add the interesting info to my next blog post in a day or two? Thanks for your visit. I'll be back & I'm hoping you get your computer etc set up soon.

hugs
Barb

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Census said...

I Love it!!! Will he do my house to for $20.00? I wish!!! Hope you get the computer stuff set up soon. It's a real pain when you have to wait on other to do it, but with a bad back you have no choice you gotta wait!
Hugs

.:kristine aka wenchdgrafix:. said...

LMAO!!! Love it Sharon!!! Made my day!!!

Diana said...

Thanks for the lovely comment you left on my blog, glad you liked the kit!
Hugs
Diana

H.Green said...

Thanks for stopping by my blog and leaving a comment on the picture I posted :)

ConnyB said...

LOL! That´s a good joke :)

I´m sooo happy to see you blogging! Sorry, I didn´t check back here regular since there wasn´t anything new to read, but now I will come back often!
The last days I was busy with my knitting and crocheting, I almost forgot I have a virtual life too ;-)
Thank you very, very much for all your wonderful comments, I appreciate it so very much - and am more than glad that I can finally give it back to you!
Have a fantastic weekend!
XOXOXO
Conny

Robbi1 said...

wow, I'd like to get ahold of that guy too! Love it! Love the pictures of your gorgeous yard also...Shirley and I both live in the So. Calif Desert and dont get to see that beautiful Greenery and gorgeous flowers that arent all wilted! Thanks for sharin!