Thursday, February 07, 2008

Just checking in!!

Not much going on here!!
Tonight I must go to the Firehouse for my Board of Director's meeting!!!
Hopefully there isn't much to yack about & its over early!!!

With that here is something interesting


1. If you're choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat.
Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you'll be afraid to cough.

7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

8. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them


Kim B said...

WAHAHAHA- now i need to go look for laxitives- LOL!!
COw- ;-P wink wink-
make me wait now- sheeee's talk about torture..
Thanks for the laughs and now you got me all curious!!!
Can't wait-Sending hugs

Mrs. Miles said...

Oh MY! This sort of information is like some of the instructions you find on the sides of products. Like you know, when you buy a new curling iron and they tell you not to immerse it under water. Like, Duh!

Thanks for the giggle! I'll be back to see whats new in the future. You have a good day!


Census (aka Cen aka June.S) said...

Sound like my sort of remedies!! Sort of things I do on a good day!! Lol! You should write a computer manual...they are full of advice that makes as much sense!!

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xashee's corner said...

lol thanks so much for the chuckles today!!! hugs!! hope your feeling better today!

Rusty (CC) said...

Hey Hun, this is CC (Rusty) from Victorian Quick Page Parlor. Your blog is a riot!! LMBO! I have something for you....could you please e-mail me at..
Hope to hear from ya soon!
God Bless