Saturday, August 16, 2008

Update!!!

So sorry that I haven't been blogging lately just haven't been on the computer that much lately!!!!
Good news 6 weeks since I've quit smoking!!!!!!!
Everything else is still the same!!!!!
But will leave you with a good laugh that my sister Kit sent me!!!
I'm sure everyone could use one about now!!!!!
HUGS till LATER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?
This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean.

John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of West Virginia.
After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.
However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, 'Are these plates clean?'
His grandfather replied, 'They're as clean as cold water can get them.
Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!'
For lunch the old man made hamburgers.
Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, 'Are you sure these plates are clean?'
Without looking up the old man said, 'I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them.
Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!
'Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass.
John yelled and said, ' Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car'.
Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted
.'COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN!!!!'

22 comments:

justrenae said...

That is just too funny! I needed that this morning!

Sharon, I just wanted to thank you for all of the encouraging and sweet comments you have been leaving! You are just such a sweet person.

Thank you so much for just being YOU!

Love and hugs! Renae

Mrs. Miles said...

OK Sharon,

You made me almost PEE myslef this morning, first thing with this joke TOO FUNNY.

thanks so much for giving me a giggle kick-start today!

have a great day,
Barbs

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xashee's corner said...

Thanks for the giggles!! Big CONGRATS on making it 6 weeks smoke free!!!! :D
You have been given an award, please visit my blog to see the rules!! Have an AWESOME day, Sharon! :D HUGS!!

Cra-Z-cat said...

oh my.. thnx for the laugh.. that joke was just tooooooo funny.. i would never have guessed the punchline!!

MAMISCRAPS4U said...

thanks so much for beeing my friend, come to my blog to pick up an award, I have not much time sorry, love Rosa

.: Kristine :. said...

Love the joke Sharon!!! Made my day!!!

Mamrotka said...

I love your blog, you know that, so come to my blog to pick up an award, love Mamrotka
here is the link for my post

http://mamrotka.blogspot.com/2008/08/new-product-cu-freebies-and-contests.html

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Census (aka Cen aka June.S) said...

That is so funny!! I'm the sort of person that would happen to in real life, lol!
You are a star with the smoking!! Keep going girl!! It is so hard and I am so proud of you and your fantastic achievement..well done!!!
Thanks also for your wonderful comments and your friendship!

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Linda Walton aka bobbysgirlforever said...

OMGosh Sharon, what a HOOT!!! Thank you SO much for a GOOD hearty chuckle first thing this morning - just what the doctor ordered!

You are such a SWEETHEART and spread SOOOOOO much JOY throughout SCRAPLAND and I cannot thank you enough for that!

BIG, BIG HUGS my friend,
Linda :)

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