Thursday, January 31, 2008

WHoa Hoo got a Early Valentine present!!!!

Boy now I gotta find sometime to play just got PhotoShop Elements 6 & got it installed!!!
Now I guess I'm set since I got PSPX a couple years ago & a DVD to learn it but have not even used the DVD to learn it!!!!! LOL

Woke up this morning with one of the darnest sinus headaches but along with this stupid cold it makes it even worse!!!
But I did mange to get some more of my Living room done hopefully by the weekend it will be done!! LOL
Well I guess thats it for now!
I'll leave ya with this FUNNY my sister sent me!!

GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER
1. Sag, you're It.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6. Musical recliners.
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy

SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE :
1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.
3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.

OLD IS WHEN:
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go a long.
3.. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!

Thoughts for the weekend:
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over?
If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor! Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

Ponderisms
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

Garden Rule:
When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it.
If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there?
I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt ."

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if he's going to look up there anyway?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

But Most Of All , Remember!
A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra.
Hard to Find, Supportive, Comfortable, And Always Close To Your Heart!

4 comments:

Sindiego said...

Good Morning, Sharon.

You are too much! Your blog today is hilarious and I just had to tell you. You made me laugh, so hard, and I needed that. The scary thing is that I can relate to so many of the things you wrote about!

I hope you have a fabulous weekend and that you get your living room/dining room all fixed up so you can get cracking on your new PSE!!!

I WANT LAYOUTS...lol

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Tom said...

Hi, just visiting your blog. I could have purchased version 6 the other day for $49.99 but passed as lots of folks do not like it. Let us all know how it turns out. One of the best books that I have found so far is one called "The Missing Manual", but I can send you to lots of other sites that have tutorials for free and most of them are a big help. Yes see my post on Sindiego's blog today, about the male designers.

Mrs. Miles said...

Good Morning Sharon - Thanks for adding Patricia to your prayer list... I appreciate it. I'll be checking on her condition today.

Wow - PSE 6 - thats a nice little program. Miles has it installed at the school (one BIG advantage of helping him there is I get to PLAY) I can't wait to see what you create.

I will look forward to checking in on you to see... in the meantime, have a blessed Sunday, hope you get some time to play.

with hugs,
Barb