Saturday, November 10, 2007

Good Morning

Well Its been awhile again so I figured I better get my butt in gear & post a little!!
Not much going on here!!
Tonight is the Fall Bash at the Firehouse that the Apparatus has every year for a fund raiser.
Of course its with our FAVORITE DJ's Sight & Sound they are Shorty Long's Grandson's!!!
Of course I think only us in Pa know him!!! LOL But the guys are really hard to get because they're booked solid since they are wacky at what they do!!
I can't believe its been a year since I've been out but I love to dance & really want be able to do much of it with my knee's!!!
Well I guess thats it for now & once again I'll leave you with something my sister sent me!!!

Who's Better at the Computer
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough.
I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job.'
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports.
They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off..
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed. Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:
'It's gone! It's all GONE! 'I lost everything when the power went out!'
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work. Satan observed this and became irate.
'Wait!' he screamed. 'That's not fair! He cheated!
How come he has all his work and I don't have any?'
God just shrugged and said, JESUS SAVES

7 comments:

cindyrelly said...

Thanks for always leaving a nice comment on my blog...Have a Great Weekend! Cute Joke ;)

brittney said...

I have read this quite a few days But I still love it lol

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bizee1 said...

Hiya Scrapcat!

Definately a great point! (not to mention funny!) We all get so caught up in everyday life that we forget to do the simpliest of things! And you can never get enough of those puns!
I wanted to say Thank you stopping by my blog..I appreciate it very much. I really need to make a schedule..
Mon.- emails, Tues.-signing into all of my accts, Wed.- Scrap, Thurs.-visit friends blogs and pages, Fri.-Scrap, Sat.-make contact with my own family (lol),
Sun.-clean,cook,sew,make contact with family, of course..scrap..
eh..I should have just said
"Sun._all of the above"!
Have a great day!

Catzia said...

I let translated your joke and...i understand. Great Joke!!LOL

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Annie said...

HAHAHAHA!!