Alright I know that I don't have many people coming here to my blog BUT for those of you that do you MUST GO AND CHECK OUT A VERY DEAR FRIEND'S OF MINE OUT & I'm not telling you why just go do it & you will not be sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shirley aka xashees corner
http://xasheescorner.blogspot.com/
LOVE YA GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Sunday, September 23, 2007
And yet again 1 week later!!
Well I only have the S's to do than I'm done until my meeting nite on Oct 4th when we put the next batch of new members thru for memberhip & I can add them to the one's I've got done & go thru & put numbers on all of them.
That's the easy part!! LOL
I didn't tell you but when they are all done I have to go thru & sign each & everyone!!!!!
That's about it for now!
Oh almost forgot here is something my sister emailed me!!!!
It's just so cute & will give you a good laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Till later than!!!
The "Middle Wife" by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher
I've been teaching now for about fifteen years.
I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back.
When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell.
So I always have a few sessions with my students.
It helps them get over shyness and usually, show-and-tell is pretty tame.
Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them.
If they want to lug it in to school and talk about it, they're welcome.
Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing kid, takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater.
She holds up a snapshot of an infant.
"This is Luke, my baby brother, and I'm going to tell you about his birthday."
"First, Mom and Dad made him as a symbol of their love, and then Dad put a seed in my Mom's stomach, and Luke grew in there.
He ate for nine months through an umbrella cord."
She's standing there with her hands on the pillow, and I'm trying not to laugh and wishing I had my camcorder with me.
The kids are watching her in amazement.
"Then, about two Saturdays ago, my Mom starts saying and going, 'Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh!'
Erica puts a hand behind her back and groans.
"She walked around the house for, like an hour, 'Oh, oh, oh!'
(Now this kid is doing a hysterical duck walk and groaning.)
"My Dad called the middle wife.
She delivers babies, but she doesn't have a sign on the car like the Domino's man.
They got my Mom to lie down in bed like this."
(Then Erica lies down with her back against the wall.)
"And then, pop! My Mom had this bag of water she kept in there in case he got thirsty, and it just blew up and spilled all over the bed, like psshhheew!"
(This kid has her legs spread with her little hands miming water flowing away. It was too much!)
"Then the middle wife starts saying 'push, push,' and 'breathe, breathe.
They started counting, but never even got past ten.
Then, all of a sudden, out comes my brother.
He was covered in yucky stuff that they all said it was from Mom's play-center, so there must be a lot of toys inside there."
Then Erica stood up, took a big theatrical bow and returned to her seat.
I'm sure I applauded the loudest.
Ever since then, when it's show-and-tell day, I bring my camcorder, just in case another "Middle Wife" comes along.
Now you have two choices...laugh and close this page or pass this along to someone else to spread the laughs. I know what I did!!!Live every day as if it is your LAST chance to make someone happy!
That's the easy part!! LOL
I didn't tell you but when they are all done I have to go thru & sign each & everyone!!!!!
That's about it for now!
Oh almost forgot here is something my sister emailed me!!!!
It's just so cute & will give you a good laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Till later than!!!
The "Middle Wife" by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher
I've been teaching now for about fifteen years.
I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back.
When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell.
So I always have a few sessions with my students.
It helps them get over shyness and usually, show-and-tell is pretty tame.
Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them.
If they want to lug it in to school and talk about it, they're welcome.
Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing kid, takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater.
She holds up a snapshot of an infant.
"This is Luke, my baby brother, and I'm going to tell you about his birthday."
"First, Mom and Dad made him as a symbol of their love, and then Dad put a seed in my Mom's stomach, and Luke grew in there.
He ate for nine months through an umbrella cord."
She's standing there with her hands on the pillow, and I'm trying not to laugh and wishing I had my camcorder with me.
The kids are watching her in amazement.
"Then, about two Saturdays ago, my Mom starts saying and going, 'Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh!'
Erica puts a hand behind her back and groans.
"She walked around the house for, like an hour, 'Oh, oh, oh!'
(Now this kid is doing a hysterical duck walk and groaning.)
"My Dad called the middle wife.
She delivers babies, but she doesn't have a sign on the car like the Domino's man.
They got my Mom to lie down in bed like this."
(Then Erica lies down with her back against the wall.)
"And then, pop! My Mom had this bag of water she kept in there in case he got thirsty, and it just blew up and spilled all over the bed, like psshhheew!"
(This kid has her legs spread with her little hands miming water flowing away. It was too much!)
"Then the middle wife starts saying 'push, push,' and 'breathe, breathe.
They started counting, but never even got past ten.
Then, all of a sudden, out comes my brother.
He was covered in yucky stuff that they all said it was from Mom's play-center, so there must be a lot of toys inside there."
Then Erica stood up, took a big theatrical bow and returned to her seat.
I'm sure I applauded the loudest.
Ever since then, when it's show-and-tell day, I bring my camcorder, just in case another "Middle Wife" comes along.
Now you have two choices...laugh and close this page or pass this along to someone else to spread the laughs. I know what I did!!!Live every day as if it is your LAST chance to make someone happy!
Sunday, September 16, 2007
1 Week later
Nothing new going on here.
My youngest turned 24 on Friday Sept 14 but stayed at a friends since Thursday night.
Still working on my membership cards after just about threwing my typewritter out the window!!
LOL
I had to finally change the correction type on it after nearly 6 years since I had done it & didn't remember how to get it to work again after 1 hour I finally figured it out & was ready to go at it again!!!
Well no joke today so I'm signing off & going to do some Blog hopping!!!
My youngest turned 24 on Friday Sept 14 but stayed at a friends since Thursday night.
Still working on my membership cards after just about threwing my typewritter out the window!!
LOL
I had to finally change the correction type on it after nearly 6 years since I had done it & didn't remember how to get it to work again after 1 hour I finally figured it out & was ready to go at it again!!!
Well no joke today so I'm signing off & going to do some Blog hopping!!!
Sunday, September 09, 2007
Blah Sunday!!!
Well it's been a couple of day's since my last quick post.
Selena you are in all our prayer's!!
Got pretty much of the computer stuff done but still have more to do! LOL
Will be taking a break from it because this week I have over 600 Membership cards to type up for 2008 for the Fire Company which consist of Active & Social members and than some Life Members!!!
It wouldn't be bad if I would have taken typing up in school along time ago!!! LOL
After I get all the names on them I got to go back and put numbers on them all.
Not much else going on so I'll leave you with another joke my sister sent me, just for us old ladies!!
THE UGLY FROG
An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company.
So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched.
None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.
He whispered, 'I'M SO LONELY, TOO.
BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY.'
The old lady figured, what the heck!
She hadn't found anything else. So, she bought the frog.
She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her.
As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her
'KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY.'
So! The old lady figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog.
IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince.
THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLD LADY'S KISS.
SUDDENLY THE OLD LADY FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS.
NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO?
COME ON GUESS! OOOOOOOHHHHHHH COME ON -- DONT BE A POOP!
SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST HOLIDAY INN SHE COULD FIND!!!
She's old....... NOT DEAD!!!!!
OLD LADIES ROCK!!!!!!
Talk to you all later!!! HUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Selena you are in all our prayer's!!
Got pretty much of the computer stuff done but still have more to do! LOL
Will be taking a break from it because this week I have over 600 Membership cards to type up for 2008 for the Fire Company which consist of Active & Social members and than some Life Members!!!
It wouldn't be bad if I would have taken typing up in school along time ago!!! LOL
After I get all the names on them I got to go back and put numbers on them all.
Not much else going on so I'll leave you with another joke my sister sent me, just for us old ladies!!
THE UGLY FROG
An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company.
So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched.
None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.
He whispered, 'I'M SO LONELY, TOO.
BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY.'
The old lady figured, what the heck!
She hadn't found anything else. So, she bought the frog.
She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her.
As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her
'KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY.'
So! The old lady figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog.
IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince.
THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLD LADY'S KISS.
SUDDENLY THE OLD LADY FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS.
NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO?
COME ON GUESS! OOOOOOOHHHHHHH COME ON -- DONT BE A POOP!
SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST HOLIDAY INN SHE COULD FIND!!!
She's old....... NOT DEAD!!!!!
OLD LADIES ROCK!!!!!!
Talk to you all later!!! HUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, September 05, 2007
Sad Day for a Dear Friend!!!
Short one today, since I'm very busy!
Please say a prayer for Selena and leave her a little note because she has lost her Daddy today!!!
She is such a giving person with her awesome freebie list and all the other things that she does!!
Digital Designs by Selena
http://designsbyselena.blogspot.com/
WE LOVE YOU SELENA & YOUR IN OUR PRAYER'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please say a prayer for Selena and leave her a little note because she has lost her Daddy today!!!
She is such a giving person with her awesome freebie list and all the other things that she does!!
Digital Designs by Selena
http://designsbyselena.blogspot.com/
WE LOVE YOU SELENA & YOUR IN OUR PRAYER'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunday, September 02, 2007
I'm Pooped!
Boy is every muscle in my body aching!
You just can realize how dirty things get after 2 years of not being moved! LOL
But it's all clean now!! But my small upright vacuum broke.
I had to take apart the old computer stand because it was a L shaped one & WAY TO HEAVY TO MOVE MYSELF! Got it in the craft room but not back together will do it later.
Got my new stand moved over & got the computer & everything connected back up & running!
Still have to install the new DSL modem & external hard drive but right now I'm just not in the mood to sit & concentrate on doing it!!!!
I'm just thankful to have got it this far done!! LOL
Well thats it for now!
I'm off to do my daily blog hopping!
Later Gator!!!!!
You just can realize how dirty things get after 2 years of not being moved! LOL
But it's all clean now!! But my small upright vacuum broke.
I had to take apart the old computer stand because it was a L shaped one & WAY TO HEAVY TO MOVE MYSELF! Got it in the craft room but not back together will do it later.
Got my new stand moved over & got the computer & everything connected back up & running!
Still have to install the new DSL modem & external hard drive but right now I'm just not in the mood to sit & concentrate on doing it!!!!
I'm just thankful to have got it this far done!! LOL
Well thats it for now!
I'm off to do my daily blog hopping!
Later Gator!!!!!
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